RANSVESTIA

Oh, but I've strayed. Back to our Oasis - our dress-up party. It's pure joy and I am proud that Blossom included me in her thinking from the original conception. I act as secretary and it's a pure labor of love. We've met beautiful people whose minds have been their closet for many years. One client took Blossom in her arms as she was ready to leave at the end of the evening and said, "You will never know how many suicides you have averted." No, Blossom will never know as she is a positive thinker.

We still have a small group but it's growing. Blossom's home is in the Northeast section of Philadelphia called Fox Chase. I live on a direct line at the opposite end of the city and have probably the worst sense of direction, but I managed to find my Oasis, so anyone can. If you are in the Philadelphia area, call Blossom (RA5-5878). We have a letter made up which details the party- and also has directions to Blossom's from just about anywhere.

Are you in a mental desert? Come into our Oasis and drink deep- ly. We want to welcome you ... we want to extend the beautiful hand of gentility and dignity which befits ladies.

Hope to see you soon.

"Gee, Sarge, you are sure a lot easier to get along with when you're off duty."

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